Polite Static Handbook

A short guide to buzzing, interrupting, and crackling without ruining a conversation.

WHAT IT IS

A square coil-bound etiquette handbook for radios, signal creatures, and noisy machines.

HOW TO USE IT

Read it to unlock friendly signal emotes and reduce cosmetic static around owned devices.

ORIGIN

Deep Signal hosts wrote it after a live interview became twelve minutes of everyone buzzing at once.

FOUND AT

Massive Market · Deep Signal etiquette desk

CATALOG PRICE

◉ 48